
“My Chrysler Pacifica Ate My Homework!”
School teachers have probably heard every excuse in the book. They try to set the standard and get their students to complete their assignments on time, but what more can they do? Now, they might hear the following - "My Chrysler Pacifica ate my homework!"
When and how could your Chrysler Pacifica eat your homework? Perhaps, it was the built-in vacuum cleaner. After a spill, you can vacuum up the mess immediately. If you allow Junior to clean up the mess with the vacuum cleaner, then maybe he might aim it at his homework...